Fucker dive!

Fucker dive!

Come close to spending that much to buy this hodl!
Member back when I said, “ now would be a good time to look at buying?”

I do believe I’m doing damn good!
Simple math for y’all! When I buy $5 worth of crypto on Coinbase. That $5 I just spent also includes the $.99 fee Coinbase includes in the buy!
So when you see these $4.** amounts when I post a screen shot! Just know that unless it says an even $5 I’m in the red on those!
Yet as you can see, those smaller buys are starting to do well…..

Pretty good to me! I haven’t put anything in there in a little while…..

The full circle of the easyravioli hodl…..




Buy this week…..

My soon to be ex old lady moved out last month! Then while I was home a few days ago. The local sheriff banged on my door and handed me a bizarre as fuck restraining order!
I’ll explain later, I guess she didn’t have a place to stay and really needed to move back in! Figure that one out!
You would think if you move out, you would have a place to live right?
Any hoot, I’ve been dealing with that and this monster of a cherry tree…..
I’ll get back in the groove soon!


Last night after hearing something about trump threatening Putin……
I still have most my hodl just realigned myself better…..
First level hit!

My penis hurts from thinking so much…..


This week! But here is what I threw into the hodl…..





4 cryptos that have either quadrupled, doubled or went up by 30% in the last 2 month!
Sorry you don’t pay attention or care enough to comprehend the info I give you….
Maybe you and people like you should stick to sucking dick and eating ass!
3 of those cryptos I mentioned are in this picture…..

Change all my crypto alerts to say, “ like dude, that shits going down harder than an only fans whore on meth!”?


The ride your hodl is making up the mountain?
I sure the fuck am!




Hey Bret! Did you spend the $25 and buy 10 xrp like I said a couple weeks ago?

Or shut the fuck up!
Either send me free crypto like you keep saying your gunna! Or shut the fuck I’m and scam someone else, cockroach!
Or should I say, cucaracha?

My buys this week! I started fresh on Robinhood and Coinbase!
Crypto.com is difficult as I have crypto in multiple sections….





