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Category: Fords quick thinks

  • I’m rich I tell you…..

    I’m own a mansion and a yacht!

    I love seeing g shit like this when I open my app!

  • You didn’t listen…..

    To those dumb fucks and dump money on chewy, did you? My god, is there anything you morons won’t believe?

    The choices were chewy, or oracle! It was a 30/70 choice! How the fuck did you fuck that up?

  • If and when…..

    If and when…..

    I hit the $20 mark on this here oi! I will sell and partake in a new adventure!

    So on and so forth…..

  • Yes I will…..

    Do a vblog tonight about other ways to trade crypto! What i post here is by far the most conservative and least hands on option……

  • Remember I just…..

    Drive the truck….

  • Here is some…..

    Simple math for y’all! When I buy $5 worth of crypto on Coinbase. That $5 I just spent also includes the $.99 fee Coinbase includes in the buy!

    So when you see these $4.** amounts when I post a screen shot! Just know that unless it says an even $5 I’m in the red on those!

    Yet as you can see, those smaller buys are starting to do well…..

  • Sorry people…..

    My soon to be ex old lady moved out last month! Then while I was home a few days ago. The local sheriff banged on my door and handed me a bizarre as fuck restraining order!

    I’ll explain later, I guess she didn’t have a place to stay and really needed to move back in! Figure that one out!

    You would think if you move out, you would have a place to live right?

    Any hoot, I’ve been dealing with that and this monster of a cherry tree…..

    I’ll get back in the groove soon!

    I’m seeing green across the board…..

  • Not tonight honey….

    My penis hurts from thinking so much…..

  • How can I…..

    Change all my crypto alerts to say, “ like dude, that shits going down harder than an only fans whore on meth!”?

  • Put up….

    Put up….

    Or shut the fuck up!

    Either send me free crypto like you keep saying your gunna! Or shut the fuck I’m and scam someone else, cockroach!

    Or should I say, cucaracha?

  • I think……

    I think……

    It’s time for you to shut your fucking mouth and mind your own fucking business…

    It truly is the universal language of love and success…..

  • Stopped by my …..

    Brothers place to give him a tv I just replaced! Expensively great tv! I hope his kid doesn’t destroy this one! As I have zero plans to buy any new tvs any time soon!

    Anyhoot, I’m pulling out and I see a slacker in his car passing me. Then I see this bitch! My guess the crack is strong with this one! That is how she walked by his entire apartment complex…..

    Perfect example of why you don’t do dope! You spend that money on crypto and stocks! 😉

  • Remember…..

    Remember…..

    What i post isn’t going make you rich today! It will however point you in the right direction!

    Step by step, inch by inch! ( hey dude! Don’t call me dude! ) Those little gains turn into bigger gains down the line…..

    $5, $10, $15, $20 a week, bi-weekly or monthly start adding up over time…..

    I started this adventure with $33 at the beginning of the pandemic! What a fucking ride it has been…..

  • I’m also really…..

    I’m also really…..

    Digging this album….

    Kind of scary I’m officially a millionaire and yet I drive a 2022 suburu Impreza with 2953 miles on it! 😉

    And I’m not even gay!