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Huh, let’s see…..

Where this goes! Up about $100 in the easyravioli accounts! with a total of $1300 as of right now! MAYBE, this could be a good weekend! Or maybe it will be a pump and dump before the 3 day weekend….. Unfortunately I haven’t been checking to see what the uptick is for yet! Stay tuned!... Continue reading

That was…..

Literally a 10% swing in 2 hours! Can you say volatile? This was every account this am!

There ya go…..

It’s doing……

What it does! Almost at the double point for ens! For the most part the market is up but not wet vagina up! Pudfud and economy issues still causing issues! As for the stock market, my 1/10 share of nvidia In the easyravioli accounts is now worth $14.51! How exciting! Only a 4/10th of a... Continue reading

Oh and please…..

You people with poor reading comprehension! Please have someone available to read these posts to you and give further explanation if needed! As a lot like on social media! Many of you read into these words with your own agenda! Then when you fuck shit up. You blame the poster! Yet if you had thoroughly... Continue reading

It’s called…..

A spike in the market! Nothing has changed in a month or so! Investor confidence is still low and fud is running wild! So as I said in an earlier post, volatility is high so be careful…. Yellow outhouse on steroids! ( to bring back an old easyravioli term! ) Nothing worthy of doing a... Continue reading

Moved some…..

Money around the crypto accounts! Paid myself back my initial investment! Thought about hiring your old ladies to blow clouds and suck dick at my back yard keger! Decided I wanted quality, clean whores instead! Finished the black on my tattoo sleeve! My widow has arrived, And the cunt is green with envy! This week’s,... Continue reading

Oh and…..

Take full advantage of every piece of data your exchange app gives you! It makes a world of difference! Also remember, I specialize in turning small amounts of money into larger amounts of money! I won’t make you rich, but over time you will do that yourself! I just gave you the push start!

Nothing pisses…..

Off a liar and a thief, more than not being told when the market will uptick! Sad part is I’ve been telling you all along! Yet once again you didn’t listen to a fucking word I said! Hell you didn’t even listen when I wasn’t talking! Roflmao! Posted 2 days ago! Not even a smidgen... Continue reading

I’m making……

A small killing today in the crypto market! I would have said something in my last video but you all are watching the markets yourselves right? So you don’t need me to tell you everything, right? You all are super Duper crypto market specialists right, as of right now my hodl is doing very very... Continue reading

Told ya so…..

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/fed-leaves-rates-on-hold-warns-of-higher-risks-to-u-s-economy/ar-AA1ElwVy

Odd how….

I always see this propaganda news somewhere right before a monster dive…. Strange how that works huh? Keep your eye on trade volume and total market cap the next week! I have stopped buying and am now just doing my weekly deposits! The hodl stays!

Dive…..

It’s diving Like your sister going down on on me for a day old tamale and a pack of smokes…..

Huh….

Added bonus points if you knew this would happen immediately after my last post….. Raising hand, me me me me me me!

Be Prepared

For what might come the next 2 weeks!

My old lady…..

Wants to go out to dinner really bad! I told her if this crypto account reaches $100 by the end of the month. I would take her! She sent me this back….. Sorry woman you got $15.50 left to go! Excellent Try though!

Business idea……

I had taco John’s for dinner last night. What’s the going rate for methane? If it’s good enough, I’ll go ahead and hook that hose right up to my ass……

All of mine…..

Are up 10% across the board! So that means between the 4 easyravioli accounts are up like $200! Do I cash out now? That’s always the question I’m asking myself! Unless I have some insider trading tips. I try and go by my gut feeling. Or if Joseph smith, ( my financial spirit guid tells... Continue reading

We didn’t…..

Even get a cool T-800 or nothing! cyberdine, nothing! https://www.timesnownews.com/world/is-pope-francis-the-last-pope-his-death-sparks-renewed-interest-in-900-year-old-judgement-day-prophecy-check-when-article-151464228/amp

Like I said…..

Be very, very cawful! I’m hunting wabbits!