Author: EasyRavioli

  • Odd how….

    I always see this propaganda news somewhere right before a monster dive….

    Strange how that works huh?

    Keep your eye on trade volume and total market cap the next week! I have stopped buying and am now just doing my weekly deposits!

    The hodl stays!

  • Dive…..

    It’s diving Like your sister going down on on me for a day old tamale and a pack of smokes…..

  • Huh….

    Added bonus points if you knew this would happen immediately after my last post…..

    Raising hand, me me me me me me!

  • Be Prepared

    For what might come the next 2 weeks!

  • My old lady…..

    Wants to go out to dinner really bad! I told her if this crypto account reaches $100 by the end of the month. I would take her!

    She sent me this back…..

    Sorry woman you got $15.50 left to go!

    Excellent Try though!

  • Wish I could…..

    Help you out brah, but member? You told me I don’t know what I’m doing and I’m not very good at this crypto thing!

    Maybe you should find one of this nutballs on YouTube! I’m just sure they all know what they are talking about!

    Cus I deal with small amounts that I turn into larger amounts of money!

    $5, $10, $20 a week, bi-weekly or monthly! Your obviously far to advanced for those small dollar amounts, huh?

  • Business idea……

    I had taco John’s for dinner last night. What’s the going rate for methane? If it’s good enough, I’ll go ahead and hook that hose right up to my ass……

  • My guess……

    Being a Cunt to a guy who’s not being a Cunt Back. It’s kind of counterproductive…….

  • All of mine…..

    Are up 10% across the board! So that means between the 4 easyravioli accounts are up like $200!

    Do I cash out now?

    That’s always the question I’m asking myself! Unless I have some insider trading tips. I try and go by my gut feeling. Or if Joseph smith, ( my financial spirit guid tells me! )

    Today my gut and my spiritual advisor say, “ it’s time for a soda refill and we all want ice cream!”

    So I’ll see where shit goes over the rest of the week!

    And on a side note! They sent me both of those! Dunno, guess they want me to do something with them…..

    Tributes with American made pu’s!

  • I’ll be happy with…..

    Before the market tanks again….

    $60 – $75
    $175 – $200
    $35 – $50

    Notice I’m dabbling! I’m still far too unsure of future volatility! Comprende’?

  • Someday…..

    I hope to learn the time to start buying again!

    Until then, remember may 7th and any bad news between now and then will drop the market like your sister at a gang bang behind the biker bar…..

  • And the non ordained…..

    Want to know what I’m keeping in my Coinbase account!

    Not much worth the hack huh?

  • Oh no….

    Look at that! My $30 drop today is already down $1!

    Wow, when will I ever learn? I mean I’ve only been talking about an “ unknown” bottom to come!

    Yet here I am still doing my weekly desposit!

    Don’t worry, I’m sure our almighty lord and savior Trump, will fix everything!

    Oh wait, sorry, I’m literally standing on a soap box!

    If you’re going to partake in the ups and downs. be prepared for serious volatility! Until may 7th I’m only buying coins that I plan on hodling! Ones I feel are worth the wait for a bull market!

    All of these are ones I plan on hodling! Or at minimum taking a loss on down the road…..

  • We didn’t…..

    Even get a cool T-800 or nothing! cyberdine, nothing!

    https://www.timesnownews.com/world/is-pope-francis-the-last-pope-his-death-sparks-renewed-interest-in-900-year-old-judgement-day-prophecy-check-when-article-151464228/amp

    https://www.timesnownews.com/world/is-pope-francis-the-last-pope-his-death-sparks-renewed-interest-in-900-year-old-judgement-day-prophecy-check-when-article-151464228/amp

  • Experiment time…..

    Let’s see where $30 takes us…..

  • Like I said…..

    Be very, very cawful! I’m hunting wabbits!

  • Why yes……

    Shoes are great, cowboy boots are great for kicking cow shit down the field.

    when I really want to shove my size 12 of someone’s ass, I only wear Doc Martens for that.

  • Is only fans really sex work……

    Here’s a 3 o’clock in the morning vblog enjoy! Be careful in the crypto market this weekend.

    I brought out the telecaster cause I’m working on a project! It actually sounds good without even warming up! I can play this telecaster vewy, vewy easy……

    https://youtu.be/LHVK6dOXoZg?si=8EA6Ve_myC3fdw3W

  • Don’t it piss you off…..

    You actually get your crypto tips from a long haired, tattooed truck driver!

    Who loves to call people fart bubbles, cockroaches, cunts and slackers!

    All while being overly nice to people who are good to him!

    Mmmm, that’s gotta hurt!

  • Ahh yes…..

    I did finally start working on this blog! Why? Did someone say something? lol!

    Happy Easter!