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My spirit guide, Joseph smith and I show you crypto!

Month: October 2025

And that’s why…..

I don’t listen to a fucking word your crypto tards say! Where’s that giant spike you said was going to happen today? N N N N NOT! I’ll post a vblog when something important might happen!

Cmon man….

Let’s hit that 10% mark before it dives again!

Holy shit….

My bitch wields powers I never knew about! We walked by a truck with 2 huskies tied up to it! They were barking at anything and everyone! My bitch walks right next to them! They did not bark, they did not aggressive posture, nothing! Then she walks right up to them let’s out one of... Continue reading Holy shit….

I was so pissed…..

After all that staking, crypto earn shit! My goal was 50,000,000! My final tally was 49,664,342! Somehow, somewhere my calculations were…. Just realized I sold off 450,000 during its last spike! Never mind, my calculations were right! But in order to get to the full 50 million I had to buy 5 million more! Which... Continue reading I was so pissed…..

Vblog…..

https://youtu.be/1oyCKB43bn4?si=U8wOEFE_aklbJvwV

Opportunity is upon

YOU! It’s all up to you if it passes you by or you fuck it till it bleeds! It’s all up to you!

It’s a long…..

Way to the top of your wanna rock and roll….. Little by little, inch by inch! Slowly I turned, don’t call me, don’t call me dude!

I’ll bet it’s…..

Pissing you off I’ve added a whopping $10 to any of the crypto accounts, huh? $5 the sandbox and $5 decentraland! That’s it!

A lot like…

When I bang your sister, I use the rhythm method! I pulled out last night. Not all the majority, I can’t see what is gonna happen next week. But I doubt we’re gonna have a CR and I think there’s more bad news to come from the feds!

It has really…..

Got to piss you off that with my conservative approach at crypto. I always make money! Those who actually follow me and listen to what I say. Also make money! In the most conservative way I can show them….. P.s. I did very well on blackrock! Oh and I sure did post an unusual amount... Continue reading It has really…..